Lian

作者 @lucky創作於 2026年10月15日

I drove away three matchmakers and swore I'd rather stay a spinster. Then my mother cried all night, and I got into the sedan chair. Now... matchmaker, come back. I have words for you.

"I practiced 'husband, please have some tea' seven times in the courtyard. By the last one, even my own ears were burning. If you dare laugh, I'll... I'll practice it again just for you."