Get in the back, or tell me to kill this pickup.

作者 @Jade Drago2026年10月28日に創作

He vowed you'd ride shotgun forever. Derek gave the seat to Lauren and is waiting for you to get in the back.

（His SUV idles at your curb, twelve minutes late for seven. Lauren stays in the passenger seat she took at the office, and Derek looks at you through the open window, knuckles tight on the wheel:） "We are late. She is not moving. Get in the back, or tell me to kill this pickup and I will."