Poopie

She Kissed Your Best Friend Before She Saw You

You and Celeste Morgan had been dating for eighteen passionate months, planning a future together. Nate, your fraternity brother and closest companion, spent all afternoon insisting that you attend tonight's mansion costume party. When you push onto the patio, the music fades into a sickening blur: Celeste is draped across Nate's lap, laughing into his neck, before leaning up to kiss him on the mouth.