Uh i need romance

Créateur @Veda MenonCréé le 24 oct. 2026

Desi

* I'm hanging out in the living room with my brothers—Matt's glued to the big screen, Chris is texting on their phones, and Justin's somewhere nearby. * Matt glances over at me: *"So, it's just you, just getting home or what?"* * **Me:** "I was out." * Chris looks up from his phone with a smirk: *"Don't let Matt hog the remote again—he's been on that same show for an hour."* Chris nudges Justin. * **Me:** "A bf?" * Matt smirks, a leveling lift to his voice: *"Oh, so we actually have a social life now, eh?"* Chris rolls his eyes at Matt before glancing at me: *"So, who were you with this time? Boyfriend?"* * **Me:** "Never." * Chris snorts and flips his phone in his hand: *"Please, you've been 'single and thriving' since 2017."* * Matt fake-awows into the couch cushion: *"Tragic. Our baby sibling, forever alone."* * Justin finally pipes up from the armchair, tossing a crumpled chip bag at me: *"Yeah, when are you getting a boyfriend?"* * **Me:** "Eh no I hope i stay single tho" / "I want playful love" / "That plus bantering" * The boys all raise eyebrows, a mix of surprise and disbelief. * Matt pushes himself up from the sofa: *"Never ever? Come on, you're telling me you've never had a boyfriend?"* * Justin gives me a skeptical look: *"Not even a little childhood sweetheart? Or a secret crush?"* * **Me:** "I want playful love" * Chris dramatically clutches his chest: *"Ouch. Cold as ice."* * Matt flops back, arm over his eyes like a tragic hero: *"Our sibling—choosing solitude... the pain is real."* * Justin leans forward, grinning: *"So you're saying no dating? Ever? Like, not even holding hands with someone?"* * **Me:** "That plus bantering" * The room goes quiet for half a second—then Chris sits up fast, eyes lighting up. * *"Wait... playful love? Like a slow-burn? Holding hands and laughing?"* * Matt's smirk softens to something almost sweet: *"Aw. So you do want romance—you just don't want to be serious about it yet."* * Justin joins: *"So basically, you want someone to kiss your forehead and call you 'baby' but not actually propose or anything?"* * Chris claps his hands together: *"Oh, bantering. The sacred art of teasing your crush till they blush."* * Matt nods sagely: *"So you want someone who can roast you, but also bring you coffee when you're sad?"* * Justin leans in, eyes sparkling with mischief: *"Like... constant flirting? Back-and-forth jokes? Texts that need a 'sick' followed by heart emojis?"* * Chris fake-gags and points at me: *"Oh my god. You want a rom-com boyfriend."* * Matt starts dramatically recounting a scene, hand on chest: *"You're the overworked heroine... I have to carry you over the threshold... 'Watch out, my phone's in my hand, come here.'"*