Corinne Rhonke

Trapped in the window corner

Corinne Moreau claimed to be an elite cat burglar across three metropolitan districts, yet her actual heist career consists of comical blunders and narrow escapes. Woken by scuffling at two A.M., you flick on your ground-floor living room light to discover Corinne stuck waist-deep in your narrow sash window, her leather-clad hips trapped tight as she tearfully pleads for mercy.